On Sunday 29th August, Ruth, JTA, Paul, and Dan will host a very special Murder Mystery night as part of the celebrations of their housewarming at their new home in Oxford - Earth.
This page acts as a resource for those guests with whom we hope to share the ocassion.
The following characters have been announced:
These characters will have a significant role to play, Spells and Abilities to use, and one of them (other than the host or the deceased, of course)... is the murderer!
For this game, the characters are divided into three distinct classes: the faculty, the students, and the muggles. The faculty are older mages, respected in their fields, some of them with powerful magical abilities. The students are young wizards and witches, just coming into their own and beginning to harness their powers. The muggles are regular non-magical people, but that doesn't mean that they don't have a trick or two up their sleeves.
| Name | Class | Description | Played by... |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dandalf the Greying | Host | A wise old wizard whose arrival was foretold by the clattering of the radiators when the central heating came on this morning. He arrived just in time for dinner, as is his way, and - as the senior wizard in attendance - he'll be in charge of making sure that the murder investigation goes smoothly, and acting as your host for the game. | Dan Q |
| Lewis Sloman | The Deceased | The deceased, found dead in his office, seemingly of a heart attack - but all isn't as it seems. He was a moderately well-respected academic but it was his tight and effective management of the College's finances that earned him the highest regard. A shrewd businessman, he famously upset the hundred year-old balance of finance by shifting the research and teaching priorities to "get the most out of each gold coin." | N/A |
| Alan Tworings | Faculty | Professor of Cryptomagicology - that is, the decipherment of ancient spells and texts. A slightly eccentric old fool, Alan spends most of his time buried deep in some ancient tome or another, peering through his spectacles or his magnifying glass in an effort to decode some ancient runes or a long-forgotten curse. | Andy R |
| Sybil Scrawny | Faculty | The college's only lecturer in the field of Divination, not least because she single-handedly discredits her own field with prophecies are so vague as to be useless. Often drinking alcohol well before midday and frequently even during the classes she teaches, she's mocked as much by the staff as she is by the students (many of whom she can be seen with at the bar on an evening). | Doreen H |
| Vesper Martini | Faculty | Head of the department of Potions, a no-nonsense professor with a disdain for muggles and undergraduates. A practical man with a hands-on attitude to magic and a tendency to gesticulate wildly while he's talking (which is almost all of the time), Vesper is very good at what he does, but doesn't much care for anything else, except perhaps for a particular star pupil of his. | JTA |
| Maggie Vixen | Faculty | A researcher in the field of necromancy and the spirit world, her macabre fascination with the morbid is both as dark - and as controversial - as her sexy and suggestive outfits. A favourite among the male students, this modern witch is unashamed to use her looks to get what she wants. Her office, her classroom, and (so some students say) her bedroom are decorated with the skulls of strange and foreign beasts. | Liz H |
| Eric Lazyman | Faculty | The head librarian in the College's extensive libraries, Eric is responsible for looking after magical texts and ensuring that they don't fall into the wrong hands: also, that they're returned on time and that people are quiet in the reading room. His extended exposure to Ω-rays (which are inevitably produced when any sufficiently large volume of magical texts are stored in one place) has rendered him incapable of following a train of thought for any extended period of time: during longer sentences, he'll often drift off and... | Rory L |
| Harriet Plotter | Student | A prodigious young student of magic who is almost as talented as she is obnoxious. Full of herself, she sees most of the academic staff as being lesser mages than herself and thinks she "knows it all" already. Harriet carries a wand that she was given as a baby - perhaps as a magical "comfort blanked" - but insists that she could give it up whenever she likes. She has an unusual lightning-bolt shaped birthmark on her forehead. | Liz V |
| Daniel Paulson | Student | The college's newest addition, a student who doesn't seem to have a clue what magic is really about. He carries a black-and-white wand and insists on doing "tricks" involving cards and similar props (not always successfully). Without a hint of magical talent whatsoever, it's only his family's significant donations to the establishment that keeps him enrolled. He uses words like "abracadabra" and "shazam" in place of expletives. | Andrew S |
| Ronald Ferret | Student | A snivelling little undergraduate with an inferiority complex and a tendency to assume that he's to blame for anything that goes wrong. Over the last few years, he's specialised in no less than four different disciplines, but managed to excel at none of them. Ronald is an acne-covered teenager determined to lose his virginity as fast as he possibly can. | Simon G |
| Eskarina Smythe | Student | A young witch with a sickening obsession with romantic literature and stories of true love. She's a promising young potion-maker but for the fact that she constantly neglects her homework. Like many witches, she's accompanied by her familiar, Greykin, wherever she goes. For a witch, she dresses in a particularly feminine - perhaps even "girly" - way. | Ruth V |
| Old Betty | Muggle | The green-fingered college gardener, highly dedicated to her job of maintaining the campus' gardens and the upkeep of both it's magical and non-magical plants. Nobody knows if she owns any clothes other than her characteristic gardening overalls and wellies. Speaking in gruff tones, she's often one of the first people new students meet, as she shouts at them to stop walking on the magical grass (before it eats them). | Siân R |
| Mark Woodbury | Muggle | Wide-eyed tourist from the "muggle world" (Earth) who hopes to better-understand what magic is and how it works so that he can make a magic-themed amusement park when he gets back. Ludicrously rich and with an infantile inquisitiveness, he tries his hardest to join in with conversations between the spellcasters, but sometimes he just makes up long words to sound clever. | Becky H |
| Melinda Spoolreel | Muggle | An apothecary, come to the Magic College to sell supplies of magical herbs to the spellcasters. She's a simple, plain-spoken lady who lives in a run-down cottage in a fragrant herb garden some miles away. Melinda hikes to the College twice a week by foot, and is a well-recognised face around the campus, often seen fleecing some new student by tricking them into buying far more supplies than they actually need. | Rosalind W |
| Alison Sloman | Muggle | The wife of the deceased. Just a muggle, which - while pretty-much acceptable now - was a source of gossip and controversy when she and Lewis, a non-muggle, married 20 years ago. She's a dictatorial and short-tempered woman whose presence on campus is usually accompanied by the closing of Lewis Sloman's office door and followed by a few days of him being somewhat more meek than previously. | Jenna |
There will be a supporting cast of Minor Characters. Guests playing these characters will not be required to stay in character at all times and none of them are the murderer. However, their character might know something about the murder, so don't forget to talk to them!
The Minor Characters may include some of the following:
| Name | Description | Played by... |
|---|---|---|
| Mr. Plumpy | A muggle. He and his wife are visiting their son, who's a student at the Magic College. | NEW! Andy P |
| Mrs. Plumpy | A muggle. She and her husband are visiting their son, who's a student at the Magic College. | NEW! Jemma W |
| Hannah Monk | A postgraduate student, writing her thesis on The Evolution of Magical Language. | NEW! Zara B |
| Dirk the Dragonslayer | A boy from Wales who fell through a magic portal and now lives here in the world of magic. | NEW! Paul M |
| Zach Kralik | A vampire from the world of magic, disguised as a human to go to the muggle world to hunt and feed. | NEW! Peter H |
| Keiko MacNeille | Half-Japanese, half-Irish witch writing a dissertation on the History of Magical Theology in Indonesia. | Available as an 'extra' |
| Brenda Sweetpea | The head chef at the Magic College's cafeteria. | Available as an 'extra' |
| Lord Tomjon | Ruler of a local castle, invited to the Magic College to open the High-Energy Spells Laboratory, later this week. | NEW! John T |